Tall 19 year old guy. Enjoy my randomness from Nicki, to Legend of Korra. :-p
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Yawning snakes are literally the most adorable thing on this planet.
D’awwww!
SQUEEEE
Those titties could use a boost, lol
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I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
When you drop your phone and it doesn’t crack